I would never watch anything as demeaning as "Bum Fights." But "Hipster Fights"? Sign me up for the Director's Cut Deluxe Box Set.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 20, 2013
And with that, #HipsterFight was born. Bumfights? Instead, try these hipster fights on for skinny jean size.
The first rule of #HipsterFight Club is you do not talk about #HipsterFight Club…not that anybody would listen.
— Are you there? (@ru3) March 20, 2013
"Dude I want to hit you so bad…but meh whatev" #HipsterFight
— Dan Miller (@AgentDMiller) March 20, 2013
Duelling "mehs" #HipsterFight
— Phineas Fahrquar (@irishspy) March 20, 2013
"I'd make you bite the curb, but I can't be sure it's vegan." #HipsterFight @iowahawkblog
— Taylor Belcher (@teachbarefoot) March 20, 2013
https://twitter.com/bfuji33/status/314414820399128577
I'd tots kick you, but I don't want to rip my vintage skinny jeans. They were once worn by Mallory Keaton. #HipsterFight
— DeMarcus Frunk (@DFrunk) March 20, 2013
#HipsterFight "Take off those vintage glasses so I can punch you"
— #hodgster (@matth0dge) March 20, 2013
"I will stomp your head until everyone else joins me and then I'll stop because it's now too mainstream." #HipsterFight
— Frank J. Fleming (@IMAO_) March 20, 2013
https://twitter.com/libertyjibbet/status/314429255171833857
https://twitter.com/Annie21_/status/314422965179654144
"Time to take out the trash" … then later, I'll separate the recycling #HipsterFight
— Paul Bobnak (@PaulBobnak) March 20, 2013
"You wouldn't hit a man wearing ironic non- prescription glasses would you?" #HipsterFight
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 20, 2013
@iowahawkblog I've come here to write my novel on an antique typewriter & kick ass. And the typewriter was too heavy to bring. #HipsterFight
— Will Antonin (@Will_Antonin) March 20, 2013
#HipsterFight "I'll get my revenge! By which I mean I'll write an unflattering free-verse poem about you." @AceofSpadesHQ
— Clay Johanson (@clayjohanson) March 20, 2013
#HipsterFight You're so lucky I'm weighed down by ennui over the trite pointlessness of American life.
— Mattphilbin (@Mattphilbin) March 20, 2013
"I'm gonna knock you back so hard, your clothes will be in mainstream style." #HipsterFight
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 20, 2013
"I'm only bruised ironically." #HipsterFight
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 20, 2013
Our sides are aching, ironically and otherwise! Keep the hilarity coming, Twitter.
