Oh no, Yoko. It’s not water: It’s you!


Double zing! The oh-so-precious Yoko Ono must have believed that tweet to be so insightful and deep that she came back for more.

Um, wait … so are we containers or container minders? We seem to have misplaced our cuckoo pants-to-sane translation book.

This Twitter user has one idea.


Heh. But, that would mean missing out on some super fun pointing and snickering! Wait, can water point and snicker? Kindly advise, Yoko!


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