10 points! RT @DavidHarleyBoyd @iowahawkblog In order to insult you properly, I must first know who you are.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 24, 2013
Birthday wishes, Twitter-style! The always amazing Iowahawk is celebrating a birthday today.
@iowahawkblog I am not witty enough to insult the master. Happy birthday :):):)
— zoey (@zoeythegreat) February 24, 2013
Happy Birthday greetings to the incomparable @iowahawkblog! His tweets are treasure trove of superb wit and humor. Enjoy your day!
— JDM (@sleepdoctorjoe) February 24, 2013
https://twitter.com/adamsbaldwin/status/305698619103772673
True to hilarious form, he turned it into a day of giggles by asking for birthday insults. And, boy, did Twitter deliver.
happy birthday @iowahawkblog! President Obama says you are someone he can work with.
— Brian Faughnan (@BrianFaughnan) February 24, 2013
@iowahawkblog Obama said your tweets are "showing improvement" and "on the right track"
— Cameron (@Cameron5280) February 24, 2013
Those are fighting words! The hilarity continues:
@iowahawkblog I'd be embarrassed to be retweeted by you.
— Yeah, it's me. (@TheLisaLikes) February 24, 2013
@iowahawkblog I describe you to my friends as the Janeane Garofalo of the Right.
— ?Alone In My Principles (@AlonePrinciples) February 24, 2013
https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/305678340440858624
https://twitter.com/BeavaZapata/status/305697614765125632
Happy birthday, @Iowahawkblog, the best thing to come out of Iowa since "The Bridges of Madison County"!
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) February 24, 2013
@iowahawkblog You're as funny as Bill Maher
— Joe Vogel (@iqmutant) February 24, 2013
I'd rather party with Michael Bloomberg. @iowahawkblog
— Bob A (@ba6116) February 24, 2013
@iowahawkblog Rachel Maddow knows more about cars than you do.
— Madeline's Dad (@WAMK) February 24, 2013
Happy birthday to @Iowahawkblog. He's worth every penny you pay to read him.
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) February 24, 2013
@iowahawkblog Maybe this year will be the year your jokes will actually be good enough to steal! #burn
— Yeah, it's me. (@TheLisaLikes) February 24, 2013
@iowahawkblog The license plate on my Prius reads: "IOWAHAWK"
— Cincy Sports Rob (@CincySportsRob) February 24, 2013
https://twitter.com/RexHarrisonsHat/status/305704119832834049
Facebook friends get in on the action, too.
@iowahawkblog these are marvelous #allpurposeinsults
— Sarah Rolph (@RolphSarah) February 24, 2013
And now the heavy hitters!
https://twitter.com/DerekTate/status/305694498921529344
@iowahawkblog Your political commentary is alright. Have you considered working af Buzzfeed?
— Alex (@aivanther) February 24, 2013
@iowahawkblog I cut &paste your tweets, filesave them, send all to a laser printer so I THEN have something for the bottom of the bird cage.
— Brad Slager: aka Wuhan Solo (@MartiniShark) February 24, 2013
@iowahawkblog one of the best things on the internet. After @sullydish
— Michael Gebert (@skyfullofbacon) February 24, 2013
https://twitter.com/jsembry2/status/305687813729431554
@iowahawkblog I can hardly insult somebody who's almost as funny as Ace.
— That Goddamned Finklestein Shit Kid (@Supreme____Beef) February 24, 2013
It BURNS RT @AG_Conservative Happy Birthday, @iowahawkblog. He's like the @BorowitzReport of the right.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 24, 2013
Zing! We’ll end with a self-insult from the master himself.
Like Abe Vigoda, I was born on 2/24. And there is some confusion on whether I am alive or dead. #selfinsults
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 24, 2013
Never change, Iowahawk. We at Twitchy are wishing you a very happy birthday: All the best, today and always. May this year be your best yet! You totally deserve a special gift: Perhaps we can entice Amanda Marcotte to jump out of a cake for you, and then bravely run away after shrieking something about The Patriarchy.
You’re welcome.
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