Comedian and actor Denis Leary is evidently a fan of the Olympics. He took to Twitter to show his appreciation, via hashtags.
#olympiceventsicouldwingold – cursing out cab drivers.
— Denis Leary (@denisleary) August 2, 2012
#olympiceventsicouldwingold – reciting reasons Dwight Evans should be in the Hall Of Fame.
— Denis Leary (@denisleary) August 2, 2012
Ha! Nice ones, Denis. Alas, here comes the way too much information.
#olympiceventsicouldwingold – Masturbation (dry land and water based).
— Denis Leary (@denisleary) August 2, 2012
Uh … congrats?
And, oh noes. Our collective mind’s eye! Would that be called the O-lympics? Leary fans offer their own TMI in response.
@denisleary how would you fare in intramural synchronized? Also who is your partner?
— RT Branden (@BradenRyan08) August 2, 2012
https://twitter.com/musicguy7001/status/231039900600893441
@denisleary #olympiceventsicouldwingold motorboating, land or water
— Pete Hartman (@Phartman83) August 2, 2012
Oh, dear. Please stop.
Thankfully, Leary also mixes it up with #Olympiceventsiwoulddratherwatch, as a mind’s eye cleanser.
#olympiceventsiwouldratherwatch – Water Polo as it was intended to be played, on horseback.
— Denis Leary (@denisleary) August 1, 2012
#olympiceventsiwouldratherwatch – Combination Archery and Parallel Bars. Then we'd see some real gymnastics.
— Denis Leary (@denisleary) August 1, 2012
Keep them coming, Mr. Leary. Only, you know, without so much intimate detail. Thanks!
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