Oh, dear. The Democrats never learn, bless their hearts. Today they asked people to offer up reasons why they are Democrats.
And Twitter didn’t disappoint. Ask, and ye shall receive!
#ImADemocratBecause Hank Johnson is the smartest guy I know.
— Jim Jamitis (@anthropocon) June 4, 2012
#ImADemocratBecause we need to silence forever people who disprove things I want to be true.
— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) June 4, 2012
#ImADemocratBecause I need someone to tell me what to eat and drink or else I'd fall victim to freedom – horrible, horrible freedom.
— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) June 4, 2012
#ImADemocratBecause I want to legalize pot but ban the junk food pot smokers want
— Kerry Picket (@KerryPicket) June 4, 2012
#ImADemocratBecause I know what's better for you than you do.
— Teri Christoph (@TeriChristoph) June 4, 2012
#imADemocratBecause I like to cry "racist" to squelch debate. #tcot
— Jamie Waterman (@Pezric) June 4, 2012
#ImADemocratBecause life is so much easier without a moral compass.
— Teri Christoph (@TeriChristoph) June 4, 2012
https://twitter.com/gopmommy/status/209729722547060737
#ImADemocratBecause I relate better to jackasses than elephants
— dregulate (@dregulate) June 4, 2012
While 99% of tweets w #ImADemocratBecause are jokes, it's hard to tell difference as the Dems' tweets are so unintentionally funny #ncpol
— Scott Stone (@scottdstone) June 4, 2012
Yes, like these.
Their, not they're. #smartpeople MT @SeanMcfarlan republicans start #imademocratbecause to show off theyre ignorant views of smart people
— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) June 4, 2012
The most unintentionally hilarious tweet ever. https://t.co/hxLXl4yD
— RBe (@RBPundit) June 4, 2012
Oh, our sides!
The conservative hilarious truth-telling continues.
#IamADemocratBecause thinking is hard. I prefer someone else do it for me.
— RBe (@RBPundit) June 4, 2012
#ImADemocratBecause Stealing your money is okay when the gov does it for me.
— Chris (@d0gmah) June 4, 2012
#ImADemocratBecause I think MSNBC and NBC actually report the news
— Marc T Grove (@mtgrove) June 4, 2012
#ImADemocratBecause I think making "rich people" less rich somehow makes the poor less poor. Don't ask me how. I have no idea.
— RBe (@RBPundit) June 4, 2012
#ImADemocratBecause I am pro-science but anti-math.
— Jim Jamitis (@anthropocon) June 4, 2012
#ImADemocratBecause I love losing to Scott Walker more than once.
— Seth (@dcseth) June 4, 2012
Boom! We bet that one stung. Beautiful.
https://twitter.com/reza_rezvani/status/209733163616960512
Indeed! More please, Twitter!
