Captain Trashcan Lid Man!

Oh, our aching sides! Capitalist pig Jonathan Hoenig, a regular on Fox News, is providing live, on-scene coverage of the Occupiers in Chicago. The Occupiers have descended on Chicago to protest the NATO Summit. As Twitchy reported earlier, they even brought clowns. *shudder*

Peaceful!

Swooning.

He continues with a play-by-play.

Yep. Listen to him and follow along with @JonathanHoenig.

And speaking of clowns.

Huh? The support of the ever-influential puppeteer bloc! Worse than clowns? You decide.

Also giving a play-by-play of the Occupiers at the NATO Summit.

She’s a giver. Thanks, Emily!

UPDATE:

Stay safe, Jonathan!