Governor O’Malley (D-Md.) took to Twitter today in an attempt to spout some philosophical nonsense and some outright nonsense. Boy, did it fall flat.

Oh, our sides!

https://twitter.com/#!/dan_dillard/status/202843057987649536

https://twitter.com/#!/anthropocon/status/202827965736820736

https://twitter.com/#!/anthropocon/status/202828252782411776

https://twitter.com/#!/RickMoore/status/202832458062888960

https://twitter.com/#!/anthropocon/status/202838940280033280

https://twitter.com/#!/anthropocon/status/202834024991952896

https://twitter.com/#!/streiffredstate/status/202833076932460544

https://twitter.com/#!/anthropocon/status/202830871785521154

https://twitter.com/#!/MarkNewgent/status/202852018900058113

https://twitter.com/#!/MarkNewgent/status/202839307868839936

His call for self-congratulation was also a flop.

https://twitter.com/#!/MarkNewgent/status/202830619753979904

https://twitter.com/#!/anthropocon/status/202834986578096128

https://twitter.com/#!/GovernorOMalley/status/202850063867850752

https://twitter.com/#!/MarkNewgent/status/202851396519866368

https://twitter.com/#!/RedMaryland/status/202844886314123264

https://twitter.com/#!/mrsmrb/status/202853764334501889

https://twitter.com/#!/RedMaryland/status/202843729453780993

https://twitter.com/#!/nickchodge/status/202853250272215040

https://twitter.com/#!/skip727/status/202849177489784832

https://twitter.com/#!/pensasoda/status/202850685560160257

https://twitter.com/#!/RedMaryland/status/202845987759329284

The hilarity continues with #OMalleyproverbs

https://twitter.com/#!/anthropocon/status/202835361045561344

https://twitter.com/#!/MarkNewgent/status/202838360090361857

https://twitter.com/#!/anthropocon/status/202838644942307328

https://twitter.com/#!/MarkNewgent/status/202839307868839936

https://twitter.com/#!/dennisthecynic/status/202841316923686912

https://twitter.com/#!/anthropocon/status/202841922853810177

https://twitter.com/#!/RedMaryland/status/202846929644814337

https://twitter.com/#!/MarkNewgent/status/202847663513796608

https://twitter.com/#!/MarkNewgent/status/202842687332823040

https://twitter.com/#!/dennisthecynic/status/202839159495327745

Twitter 3, Governor O’Malley 0.