Ozempic (Allegedly) Gov. Celebrates National Walking Day While Chicago Mourns Teen Shot Dead on a Walk

Apr 03, 2026 2:50 PM
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Ozempic (Allegedly) Gov. Celebrates National Walking Day While Chicago Mourns Teen Shot Dead on a Walk
AP Photo/Erin Hooley

Governor JB Pritzker can now tie his shoes thanks to Ozempic (probably). He decided to commemorate National Walking Day.

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The GOP seized upon the opportunity. 

Now that's funny.

RINO, Never Trumper, let's be honest, he's basically a Democrat, Heath Mayo, had to act all offended. Relax, it's a fat joke.

Exactly. 

It's probably why he has no sense of humor.

Republicans make fun of terrible Governors. It's fair. 

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Yes, he didn't care about that though.

He's too tone deaf to realize how awful this looks.

He would never go without security. He just wants regular people to be unarmed and the criminals to have weapons.

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He has to look snazzy. Heh.

Wow! Who know Chicago residents took walking so seriously?

He cannot. Like, at all.

Excellent foreshadowing, perhaps?

Best response.

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