I did not come up with this idea, but I plan to do my best to spread the good word about it.
Completely endorse pic.twitter.com/DROqom57SC
— Just Mindy 🐊 (@just_mindy) December 22, 2025
Mary is four centimeters dilated. She is about to go into hard labor and anything you need at the store at this point requires strategic action. Now is the time for professional shoppers only. Only people who know how self check-out works, the layout of the store and how to move their buggies to the side and not block the full aisle. Period.
One thing boomer and gen x aged men love to do at the grocery store is never put down the divider so the person behind them can put their groceries down. And ESPECIALLY if the closest divider is still out of reach of said person unless they completely reached over that man. Just…
— 🅔🅡🅘🅚🅐 🍯 (@ErikaaLauren) December 15, 2025
For example, this is an example of someone who cannot thrive in a store setting right now. We need people who know the system and can activate it well. Not randos who will be on their phones, walking slowly and reading all the boxes.
seeing men’s grocery carts at the store is soo funny
— GEN (@gen_isela) October 26, 2025
Single men who are bad at grocery shopping, you all need to FAST until Christmas. We cannot have you in the grocery store at these urgent times. You are so bad at being in the grocery store, and we need to hustle.
— 🧸e (@mygirlystuff2) December 21, 2025
Those of us responsible for cooking full meals for large groups of people would appreciate the single men going through the drive through and using the dollar menu until Christmas Day. Ordering in Chinese is also a good option. Be careful to tip well.
Peak male performance on full display in a grocery store pic.twitter.com/ZLuFa7cko5
— Dudes Posting Their W’s (@DudespostingWs) November 20, 2025
This is why men can't be in the grocery store.
Peak male performance on full display in a grocery store pic.twitter.com/ZLuFa7cko5
— Dudes Posting Their W’s (@DudespostingWs) November 20, 2025
Going into November people should exercise more situational awareness.
— AoverK (@AoverK) October 27, 2025
Smart men should avoid sending their loved ones to the grocery store alone.
Certain times will be better times to shop.
It isnt Christmas yet but you might look like a gift to bad actors.
It may be a man or it may be a woman, but it has to be a pro shopper. No novices. It's not safe, for many reasons.
Sometimes, men just don’t know what to get from the grocery store…even when you tell them.
— lonestardixie (@lonestardixie) November 8, 2025
I haven’t made peace with this. pic.twitter.com/am0cClKMbF
This phenomenon becomes much much worse at the holidays. Amateur men walk into the grocery and see all the lights and tinsel and twinkly things, and they lose their good sense.
Tonight the spice aisle of the grocery store is wall-to-wall people and carts. Women and couples are here tonight. Tomorrow you'll see men wandering aimlessly talking on their cell phone trying to clarify what spice it is that their mom, wife, or sister needs! 🥧
— INC ⚓🎄🐊 (@GraceEachDay) November 26, 2025
See, the men should have been at home and if there is a last minute issue, don't send them alone. Ladies, you owe the rest of civilization to keep your men at home and out of our way. This also includes Homegoods, TJMaxx and Marshals
