Rachel Bitecofer is a Democratic strategist and overall bitter cat-lady. She took to Twitter to declare having kids will ruin your life. This from a woman no one would touch with ten foot pole. She tells herself these lies so she is less distressed by her spinsterhood.
I can 💯 confirm that having kids kills your lifestyle unless your lifestyle is staying home on Friday nights cleaning up poo and vomit.
— Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 (@RachelBitecofer) December 12, 2025
For 3 years. https://t.co/UwnOcmTMmx
Also, how can she confirm that when she doesn't have kids?
Having a life is better than curating a lifestyle. https://t.co/BITp4UpmRN
— Jon Gabriel (@exjon) December 13, 2025
Having kids is totally worth it. If you don't understand why, you probably also think you're gonna be in your 20s forever. https://t.co/dNPnSpcgie
— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) December 13, 2025
She wasn't attractive when she was young either.
My lifestyle is relaxing with my wife on a Friday night, reminiscing about the wonderful times we had with our daughter today, looking at her sweetly sleep on the monitor, & talking about the exciting plans we have with her this weekend.
— Mike Coté (@ratlpolicy) December 13, 2025
Much better than going to a bar. https://t.co/T6SKDSpquC
Infinitely better!
My kids are the best thing that ever happened to me, they are amazing humans beings and I actually like them. Plus as an introvert I was always happy to be home on a Friday night anyway. Who wants to go out and have to talk to people? ew.
— Artist_Angie: Sensei of Sarcasm (@Artist_Angie) December 13, 2025
Please see my pinned tweet. https://t.co/NbCRAxlKqI
Children are the ultimate joy in life.
Rachel, you tweet like Facebook. https://t.co/ioudur3qOI
— cobra (@cobracommandr15) December 13, 2025
Having kids makes you realize how pointless and forgettable your lifestyle actually was. https://t.co/J1uprz4t6B
— Ed (@lev_ed) December 13, 2025
It's a most clarifying event.
Cleaning up poo and vomit takes about 5 minutes https://t.co/kitkCHZDWW
— Matthew Borck (@mmmBorck) December 13, 2025
3 years versus a lifetime of family....
— Mr S is gonna live on a boat (@slomotion4199) December 13, 2025
Insta-gratification explained
Having a family is truly the selfish choice, imagine a life where you don't get to watch your grandchildren grow https://t.co/N6lCB1rNVX
That sounds like hell.
https://t.co/EGGWGBJAYa pic.twitter.com/mkFHqPnq2n
— Stephen Lloyd (@apparentlysteve) December 13, 2025
This should instantly disqualify someone for social security as they aren't breeding the next contributors https://t.co/QL2i45MTm1
— We Used to Be a Proper Country (@Mzandthropic) December 13, 2025
That seems fair. Her feed bill is going to be extremely high anyway.
Don’t listen to Rachel. We took our 3 year old and 2 year old out to friends tonight. Can you do everything you did before? No but the trade off is well worth it. https://t.co/3zRZpmzjCc
— 1967mustangman (@1967mustangman) December 13, 2025
It's okay with me if we let natural selection remove people with attitudes like this from the gene pool. https://t.co/5pDnlTjyjF
— Wonko the Sane (@Amuk31) December 13, 2025
If your kids are vomiting (and pooping after a certain baby age) that much something is wrong.
— Adele Scalia (@AdeleScalia) December 13, 2025
Maybe Rachel thinks kids are like her cats and constantly hacking up hairballs or something.
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