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Fuzzy Chimp

Jesse Kelly is always a hoot on Twitter, but yesterday he really started a commotion. It was a sight to behold. 

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It all started with this video of police officers defending their horses (as they should).

This is where reading comprehension becomes vital. Jesse says 'a mace', not mace. Mace is a spray that burns the eyes. A mace is something totally different. 

A mace is a blunt weapon, a type of club or virge that uses a heavy head on the end of a handle to deliver powerful strikes. A mace typically consists of a strong, heavy, wooden or metal shaft, often reinforced with metal, featuring a head made of stone, bone, copper, bronze, iron, or steel.

So, Jesse was ACTUALLY advocating for something much much more brutal. Good work! Unfortunately, many tweeps missed the word play. 

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Jesse didn't take too kindly to that kind of talk, particularly from a previous guest on his show.

Yes, that was not good form. 

Let this be a lesson to be more kind to your conservative pals on Twitter. 

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Jesse had a pithy response for most of them. All in good natured fun. 

This is a good policy, in general. 

This helpful tweep was trying to save the souls in the comments. What a kind person. The moral of the story ... if a tweet by Jesse appears to be sticking up for stinky Leftist protestors, go reread it. Jesse would never!

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