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Kamala 'Kamaleon' Harris Can't Seem to Decide on a Religion

AP Photo/Alastair Grant

We all know she's a Kama Kama Kama Kamaleon, but trying to figure out Kamala's actual religious beliefs really has America stumped.

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It's a mystery wrapped up in an enigma.

Well she may be a lizard person and her brain is the size of a pea, so that makes sense.

Rather, she is whomever Obama needs her to be.

She needs to learn to effectively communicate first.

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She's basically Gumby.

Well, her husband is Jewish so she already claims that.

Literally, a listless vessel.

Most religions don't excuse liars, after all.

Her religion depends upon what day it is and what audience she is standing in front of.

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