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NBC News Apparently Has No Idea What the Damage from a Tornado Looks Like

Sean Kilpatrick/The Canadian Press via AP

Now, when a news agency is talking about a crime, it is appropriate to say 'alleged' as the person may not be convicted as of yet. There are some things, however, that can be said with certainty. A town leveled by a tornado is one of them. NBC News wasn't so sure and wanted to give it the benefit of the doubt.

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It is very likely they are stupid.

The tornado must be left leaning.

It's a very litigious tornado. 

If something other than a tornado did that much damage, America has a problem.

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Honestly, it shouldn't even take that confirmation for them to recognize a tornado. My goodness. 

Don't underestimate a derecho.

They don't recognize a baby in the womb as a person, but apparently a storm deserves personhood, according to NBC.

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Sure hope it wasn't aliens.

Yes, indeed. They face months and months of clean up after a horrific tornado.






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