Jose Canseco has spent the entire month of March making a bid for our favorite celebrity tweeter. First, there was this tirade after he got caught doping in the Mexican League. Then, he melted down over, well, nothing much so far as we could see, though he did use this particular rant to build buzz for a grand announcement wherein he revealed the solution to global warming. Friday, he reached out to the winners of the Mega Millions lottery to offer his services as a financial consultant.
Today, he took on a new role: Philosopher King. And Twitter was right there to help. Some folks went for the straightforward answer.
— tom emanski (@twheeloch) April 1, 2012
Some sought the answer in another sport.
Usually until the ref calls it. RT @JoseCanseco How many times can you get knocked down and get up and fight
— Matt Cowan (@ChiGuy91) April 1, 2012
Some thought well outside the box. Because, hey, when Jose Canseco starts getting motivational, who knows where it could go?
RT @JoseCanseco: How many times can you get knocked down and get up and fight–shouldn't the goal b not 2 get knocked down Better odds 2 win
— Mr. Randy Watson (@Mr_RandyWatson) April 1, 2012
This young lady went for the adorable approach.
And this guy invoked the Chuck Norris rule.
But this tweet…well, this one just can’t stand!
Jose, don’t you dare listen! Keep tweeting! Tweet twice as much! And thank you for livening up a slow Sunday afternoon.