Boy, it sure it warm out here and goodness knows how long a man has to stand before he can give his speech and get something cold and refreshing. Mmmm….cold and refreshing. I bet a soda would taste great2 right about now. Oh, yeah. Nice and cold with those wonderful little drops of condensation running down the glass.

So thirsty. So, so thirsty.

Finally! Time to give the speech. It should be okay if I don’t look down at my notes right away. Wow…I sure could use a soda now. Anyhow, here we go!


Of course this has spawned a hashtag — #JoeBidenThankYous — and if it turns into something wonderful and funny, we at Twitchy will have the very best of it first!

UPDATE: Well, that didn’t take long, did it?!/theGrudgeRetort/status/185078475076538369

Will there be more? Folks, this is Twitter and the snark is strong!