Earlier today ‘Jackass’ reporter Luke Russert embarrassed himself by delivering an unflattering cheap shot at newly elected Senator from Iowa Joni Ernst. Russert’s clumsy “unknown pig farmer” comment was targeted by snarky tweeters in his very own hashtag game: #LukeRussertFarmTips.
@MangyLover I scared the cat I laughed so hard.
— C. Irwin (@Bookwormdearlor) January 15, 2015
#LukeRussertFarmTips George Washington was a hick farmer too.
— Dr Hugo Hackenbush (@MangyLover) January 15, 2015
#LukeRussertFarmTips Yellow Beans are just green beans grown in the shade
— HJ McNett (@mcnetthj) January 15, 2015
#LukeRussertFarmTips You don't need a pony in your pile of horseshit if your day job is journalist by nepotism @LukeRussert
— Jane L (@SunnyJL52) January 15, 2015
#LukeRussertFarmTips Jimmy Carter invented peanut butter by accident while clubbing a rabbit
— HJ McNett (@mcnetthj) January 15, 2015
#LukeRussertFarmTips Tater Tots were accidentally discovered when Monsanto and the DoD were trying to breed a potatoe warrior.
— Dr Hugo Hackenbush (@MangyLover) January 15, 2015
#LukeRussertFarmTips Carrots are part of my family tree.
— We are screwed (@PornPops69) January 15, 2015
#LukeRussertFarmTips John Kerry discovered the recipe for ketchup while serving in Vietnam
— HJ McNett (@mcnetthj) January 15, 2015
@MangyLover My first three dogs live on a farm now,… my Mom says they love it there #LukeRussertFarmTips
— 80% Unicorn Poop (@danielwwelsh) January 15, 2015
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Brown cows dispense chocolate milk. #LukeRussertFarmTips
— C. Irwin (@Bookwormdearlor) January 15, 2015
https://twitter.com/teeocee/status/555834047470260224
Growing arugala on the fire escape doesn't not qualify you for a farm tax credit. #LukeRussertFarmTips pic.twitter.com/RliZAOyX44
— C. Irwin (@Bookwormdearlor) January 15, 2015
Sure about that? That could be in the farm bill.
#LukeRussertFarmTips A herd of ducks can reduce a bull to a skeleton in 37 minutes.
— Dr Hugo Hackenbush (@MangyLover) January 15, 2015
#LukeRussertFarmTips
Technically, you CAN put lipstick on a pig. But they don't like it.— Lizzy Lou Who ?? (@_wintergirl93) January 15, 2015
All you dumb-ass alfalfa farmers don't realize that Spanky was more popular. #LukeRussertFarmTips
— Rick Sheridan (@RickSheridan) January 15, 2015
…can’t even… RT @MangyLover: #LukeRussertFarmTips Someone needs to stop Monsanto. pic.twitter.com/nq9BhH9dvu
— Mitch G, Thats Me. (@mgcat) January 15, 2015
Stallion is to Gelding as Reagan is to Obama.
#LukeRussertFarmTips— Rusty Shackelford (@rshackelford14) January 15, 2015
Baby carrots are pulled from their mothers at birth and raised in dark sheds. #lukerussertfarmtips
— IleanaE. (@FilleGitane) January 15, 2015
#LukeRussertFarmTips When walking through the field, make sure you don't step in it -oops already did
— Marilyn Kreischer (@MarilynMekdream) January 15, 2015
#LukeRussertFarmTips Planting your corn in corn rows is cultural appropriation and probably a microaggression.
— Яob (@robx_d) January 15, 2015
https://twitter.com/CrankyGordon/status/555834286293934080
Oink.
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