Blue, brown … what’s in a color?

Delusional.

Yeah, um … huh?

The children can get their energy from unicorn flatulence.

Because oil is exported from Portland?

Because science.

BURN THEM.

They should call it the Cutting Off Our Nose to Spite Our Face Ordinance.

Local government standing in the way of economic growth and jobs just to have the oil shipped out of a different port.