Last night, a St. Louis County grand jury declined to press charges against police officer Darren Wilson. Youtube singer Max Schneider, however, apparently feels he has more facts than the members of the grand jury. Last night, the crooner accused Wilson of murdering Michael Brown. Most of the YouTube star’s young, liberal fans ate it up:

But there were a few signs of intelligent life orbiting Planet Schneider:

Oh, we can’t have that:

It’s perfectly OK to call Darren Wilson a murderer (despite all the evidence to the contrary), but rudeness shall not be tolerated. Got it?