If you’re looking for people who deleted their embarrassing tweets, head on over to our deleted tweets awards post. Today’s awards are for 2013’s best, unabashed, whole-hog celebrity Twitter meltdowns.
Without further delay, here are Twitchy’s five favorites.
5) Cher may not be very good at grammar, spelling, punctuation, or logic, but her message in this rant came through loud and clear: American citizens who advocate for limited government are morally equivalent to the Islamic terrorists who blew up the World Trade Center buildings.
Saw a cartoon with T-HADIST ….He had dynamite strapped 2 Chest in front of Capital & says 1 "SHUT DOWND "
.2.DEPT CEILING SET 2 BLOW?"— Cher (@cher) October 5, 2013
Follow this…Im 67 Yr old Amer.citizen, Lived through 11pres. Entertainer, Activist,Philanthropist, mother & if
T-Hadists think i will— Cher (@cher) October 6, 2013
Stop Shedding light on them & their sociopath ,Egomaniacal,hostile takeover of my country …they've lost what's left of their minds !
— Cher (@cher) October 6, 2013
They Won't Stop until THEY Bring this Country 2its knees,or they R STOPPED. If a Body is Riddled W/CANCER U
Cut it out.T-Hadists R Cancer— Cher (@cher) October 6, 2013
As Surely As PLAGUE Causes,Disease & Death,SO 2 THE "T-HADIST" MEMBERS OF CONGRESS CAUSE DESTRUCTION & DEVASTATION! THESE PARIAH WONT STOPT
— Cher (@cher) October 6, 2013
UNTIL.THEY R STOPPED.When I was Young we Had Demonstrations,WE MARCHED AGAINST EVIL!! I NEVER THOUGHT REAL EVIL WOULD COME FROM WITHIN USA
— Cher (@cher) October 6, 2013
.@JNass Say what I think & yes he hasn't explained his visions Properly& DID NOT FIGHT THE T-HADI MEMBERS OF GOV. LIKE THE ENEMIES THEY R
— Cher (@cher) October 6, 2013
To her credit she hasn’t deleted those tweets. But if she could turn back time, would she publish them in the first place? Probably!
4) Actor Alec Baldwin was unhappy about a piece in the Daily Mail suggesting that his wife was busy tweeting during the funeral of James Gandolfini — so unhappy that he called the reporter who wrote the piece a “toxic little queen”:
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http://twitter.com/#!/ABFalecbaldwin/status/350387987672080384
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https://twitter.com/ABFalecbaldwin/status/350437849411223553
https://twitter.com/ABFalecbaldwin/status/350437641004654592
https://twitter.com/ABFalecbaldwin/status/350436625098088449
https://twitter.com/ABFalecbaldwin/status/350443619418767360
https://twitter.com/ABFalecbaldwin/status/350443812461613056
https://twitter.com/ABFalecbaldwin/status/350444300179484672
He tried to delete his tweets, but he should know by now, that trick just doesn’t work. Twitchy is forever!
3) When George Zimmerman was acquitted, a lot of liberals went off the deep end. Actor Marlon Wayans was one of them:
The jury just said "fuck nigggggggggggg*s"!!! We are officially game, like deer
— marlon wayans (@MarlonWayans) July 14, 2013
I hope my people don't go shopping for free shit
— marlon wayans (@MarlonWayans) July 14, 2013
Black Parents hold your kids at home because apparently killing black children is okay
— marlon wayans (@MarlonWayans) July 14, 2013
I'm not happy, our judicial system has once again failed us
— marlon wayans (@MarlonWayans) July 14, 2013
Black newscasters are like "this is some racist bullshit"!
— marlon wayans (@MarlonWayans) July 14, 2013
They traded us one OJ and a BARACK for a ZIMMERMAN.
— marlon wayans (@MarlonWayans) July 14, 2013
If y'all do riot please grab me some Rick Owens sneakers and a Givenchy Nap sack. Thank u
— marlon wayans (@MarlonWayans) July 14, 2013
Niggas are official "sport". Rabbit season, duck season, nigga season".
— marlon wayans (@MarlonWayans) July 14, 2013
Don't worry this fat guck Zimmerman gonna die of diabetes or heart failure. Or asphyxiation from that tight ass tie around his neck
— marlon wayans (@MarlonWayans) July 14, 2013
So dogs mean more than blacks do in this country. Mike Vick gets two years and Zimmerman gets off? 4give me PETA But this some BULLSHIT!
— marlon wayans (@MarlonWayans) July 14, 2013
Fuck all of the celebrity! This Black father is appalled and flabbergasted aka pissed fuck off! Damn sad. We bringin slavery back next?
— marlon wayans (@MarlonWayans) July 14, 2013
Love white people this ain't about y'all. Racist are their own race. This is not justice
— marlon wayans (@MarlonWayans) July 14, 2013
I'm moving to Paris. #done
— marlon wayans (@MarlonWayans) July 14, 2013
This ain't a black white issue. But it is a poor reflection on our justice system. It's sad. Fucking sad
— marlon wayans (@MarlonWayans) July 14, 2013
So sorry we all wasted time watching this shit on every station. We knew this was gonna happen before all our time was wasted
— marlon wayans (@MarlonWayans) July 14, 2013
Someone's teenage son got killed and was unjustly let free. Not cool! Ball kid white kid spanish kid… It was a KID! Sum1s child. Smfh
— marlon wayans (@MarlonWayans) July 14, 2013
I'm moving to the moon! Where's Richard Branson. Book my coach ticket
— marlon wayans (@MarlonWayans) July 14, 2013
#np "all I wanna say is that they don't really care about us"! – Michael Jackson
— marlon wayans (@MarlonWayans) July 14, 2013
I can't even explain this to my kids. How? I'm just gonna. Put on ROOTS and start from the beginning
— marlon wayans (@MarlonWayans) July 14, 2013
2) After Congress rejected Manchin-Toomey gun control legislation in April, this is what model Christine Teigen had to say:
http://twitter.com/#!/chrissyteigen/status/324639997619748865
Funny how selective people can be about their freedoms.
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 17, 2013
Shame on you is fucking right.
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 17, 2013
"it wouldn't have even helped" "it's pointless" REALLY? THAT IS YOUR ARGUMENT? REALLY?
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 17, 2013
90%, you defensive, party protective morons. NRfuckingAandGOfuckingP
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 17, 2013
to even say it isn't the GOP is quite delusional. I think we all know who is hugging their second amendment rights a little tighter at night
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 17, 2013
YES I AM FUCKING MAD and we should ALL be mad and STAY mad AND HEY NOT FORGET ABOUT BETTER MENTAL HEALTHCARE WHILE WE'RE AT IT
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 17, 2013
our entire fucking system is just a fuckup machine constantly stuck on level 10 fuckup mode
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 17, 2013
i can't quit you
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 17, 2013
I have never felt this badly about the state of America ever in my entire life. This year just feels so, so terrible.
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 17, 2013
It is hard to argue about these things here. I just thought this was a no-brainer for BOTH sides. I have lost hope today. End.
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 17, 2013
whoa SLOW DOWN with your crazy ideas child! RT @Hades131313
why can't we have stricter gun laws AND increase spending/care for mental health— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 17, 2013
i need a fucking hamburger the only fucking thing you're good for today america hamburgers everywhere thanks a fucking lot
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 17, 2013
because i'm here. making a ton of money. yay! RT @ianwhayden17 if America is so awful why are you here making a ton of money? You can leave
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 17, 2013
I'd like to be in america feeling safe and happy with the choices my government makes. Crayzeeeeeeeee thoughts.
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 17, 2013
thought you weren't serious until I saw you're from MS. RT @ToddLacey you this passionate about the killing of 1000s of babies every year?
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 17, 2013
don't talk to me about the constitution or your second amendment rights unless we time travel to the 1700s together.
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 17, 2013
Pause. Get some sleep. Resume:
I think I am losing part of my soul with every ridiculous comment I read. I physically hurt knowing some of you are out there.
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 18, 2013
I tried to avoid the NRA's statement. Background checks would have criminalized honest citizens?? Prosecuted lifelong friends?? BULL. SHIT.
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 18, 2013
@TheRealPest it's not an argument you moron. It's a statement and not one I said.
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 18, 2013
I am wildly disappointed in our senate especially those 4 clowns (that still wouldn't have made it a win) so yes you bet I'm "still on this"
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 18, 2013
Mind blown. I understand you think it wouldn't help (it would but I'll leave it) But what I don't get is why you'd think it would hurt.
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 18, 2013
@Sunidaze never accurate when it's not in your favor. And you're right. It's 86%. Excuse us.
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 18, 2013
favorite anti-checks arguments: your bodyguards have guns (I have none) (what does this have to do with checks) and chicago crime rate.
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 18, 2013
@BlakeWilliams45 CRIMINALS WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO BUY GUNS AT A GUN SHOW WHAT IS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND ABOUT THIS
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 18, 2013
your sentence is actually hilariously disturbing. RT @BlakeWilliams45 Now tell me again how strict gun laws will decrease crime.
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 18, 2013
I feel like it should be written as a children's book. Now Timmy, when criminals are given guns, they do bad things with that gun 🙁
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 18, 2013
@chrissyteigen now Timmy background checks won't solve everything but it's a good start. #commonsense
— Calliope (@onelovecandy) April 18, 2013
http://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/324856685409759234
Oo this children's book is getting good.
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 18, 2013
"Criminals are still going to get guns" this kind of shrug thinking is infuriating. So why fucking care, right? Why even try?
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 18, 2013
Sadly, this actually fits in with my other mentions RT @_jorn I knew a dude who had a background check & then he EXPLODED & then he was DEAD
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 18, 2013
When I see people fighting losing battles with morons on twitter, I'm like NOOOOOOOO DON'T DO IT but sigh that's me.
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 18, 2013
@CBConnolly ay that's gotta hurt.
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 18, 2013
@michaelaleach 4 more wouldn't have won it you complete and utter moron.
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 18, 2013
Are you a felon? RT @BertDifig1 Well you can afford bodyguards, I can't. Sorry that I get to defend myself so I can be as safe as you.
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 18, 2013
These arguments are priceless. SORRY I CAN'T AFFORD BODYGUARDS. U DON'T WANT ME TO PROTECT MYSELFFF settle down, rambo.
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 18, 2013
[Update]
An acceptance speech from Christine Teigen:
Honored to be voted one of twitchy's most annoying liberals of the year. Move over grammys, Chrissy needs some space for her award.
— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 28, 2013
1) Cher is the only celeb to win not one but two of Twitchy’s coveted 2013 meltdown awards. Congratulations!
WHO THE FUCK DO THESE TBAG
(DEVIL INCARNATE)MEMBERS OF GOV.THINK THEY R?
PPL R ACTUALLY GOING 2 DIE(cancer trials shut down)&
THEY R REASON— Cher (@cher) October 4, 2013
Im In Europe.PPL HERE,THINK OUR GOV Officials SHOULD B PUT IN JAIL 4 ENDANGERING OUR COUNTRY.
ALSO,A"NO"VOTE ON"DEBT CEILING"
CAN CAUSE— Cher (@cher) October 4, 2013
ANOTHER DEPRESSION,4 ENTIRE WORLD! THEY R TERRIFIED BY OUR GOV.GRIDLOCK,&
CAN'T BELIEVE,THE T-BAGS (COMPLETE IMBECILES)CAN HOLD USA HOSTAGE— Cher (@cher) October 4, 2013
CREW,PLEASE(if you lean 1Thing
From me)REMEMBER…WE R ONLY AS STRONG AS OUR WEAKEST COUNTRYMEN! WE R ONLY AS GOOD AS THE WAY WE CARE 4— Cher (@cher) October 4, 2013
THE WEAKEST AMONG US ! THE VERY YOUNG,OLD,SICK,HOMELESS, HUNGRY,4GOTTEN.RIGHT NOW I GIVE US AN F-.WE R NOT GREAT IF WE DON RISE & ACT GREAT
— Cher (@cher) October 4, 2013
I know this is lot 2 Digest,but i believe in u ! U have GREAT ABILITY 2 CARE.,GREAT ?'S.Tour Will Provide a way 2help.SO MANY SAD STORIES?
— Cher (@cher) October 4, 2013
JOE ? I KNOW U JOE,…YOUVE GOT THE GUTS,EXPERIENCE & EXPERTISE!
I Have the UTMOST RESPECT 4U
IS IT THAT HOPELESS ?
Say it Ain't So Joe ?— Cher (@cher) October 4, 2013
.@elainelancaster @olddominiongir WE R NOT HOSTAGES.If UR REPUBLIC IS FREAKING THE WHOLE WORLD OUT,MAYBE WE SHOULD DEEP 6 THEIR WEAK ASS'S.
— Cher (@cher) October 4, 2013
Get it? She suggests Tea Party officials should be assassinated. When it comes to unhinged Twitter rants, Cher just can’t be beat.
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