Petition: Let's make Miley Cyrus' 'Party in the USA' our new national anthem

515 signatures so far. Only 99,485 more needed before the White House is required to blow it off.

Maybe this whole "Internet" thing was a bad idea http://t.co/l143V7kqTc Online Petition to make Miley's "Party in the USA" National Anthem

— John Bonini (@Bonini84) July 9, 2013

https://twitter.com/BallingBeauty23/status/354383410099265536

RIP America. “@WPXI: Petition aims to make 'Party in the USA' by Miley Cyrus our national anthem"

— Dan Landoni (@athimbleofdan) July 8, 2013

If Party in the USA becomes the national anthem I'm moving to Canada.

— Dave (@weird4) July 8, 2013

You've got to be kidding me. Replace the national anthem with…party in the USA?! No. http://t.co/uhhL1nuOQ5

— Nicole Phillips (@ColeePhillips) July 8, 2013

Hey, it could be worse:

Correction: The original version of this post got the number of signatures on the petition wrong (really wrong). We have fixed the error!