Please tell us these people are joking:
Happy birthday America! The land of the brave and the free is now 2013 years old. #4thofjuly #omg
— flind (@felixperalbin) July 4, 2013
https://twitter.com/JustYassy/status/352827566383570944
Wow its hard to believe America turns 2013 years old today #happybirthday
— jackie jormp-jomp (@tristchawk) July 4, 2013
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE 2013 YEARS OLD TODAY CONGRATS
— Sammy (@gaygiant) July 4, 2013
https://twitter.com/rathandsome/status/352853578504867840
https://twitter.com/TheBlondeGinger/status/352870202330972160
I can't believe the USA is 2013 years old today. Happy birthday!
— Ef Rodriguez (@pug) July 4, 2013
Happy birthday America! 2013 years old. That must be a new record.
— Lee Wilson (@theleewilson) July 4, 2013
https://twitter.com/iosnexy/status/352853991677370368
https://twitter.com/garison/status/352869036016672769
Happy birthday America! Can't believe you're already 2013 years old.
— Carter (@CarterLoud) July 4, 2013
happy birthday america a proud 2013 years old!
— Chris Galgano (@ItsYaBoyChrisG) July 4, 2013
https://twitter.com/dan_harting/status/352867315601244160
Today america turns 2013 years old. Happy birthday!
— Andy Gorman (@gormanate) July 4, 2013
Happy birthday America. 2013 years old
— Restoring Vision (@Glownmanbusines) July 4, 2013
Can't believe America is 2013 years old today! Happy birthday my USA friends #july4th
— James (@jamestortise) July 4, 2013
https://twitter.com/Stoopkidd5/status/352860984123207680
Happy Birthday America! You are 2013 years old today! 🙂
— P( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)TRiCK (@thePATRlCK_____) July 4, 2013
https://twitter.com/philikon/status/352831720590016514
https://twitter.com/JustYassy/status/352827566383570944
To think that America is 2013 years old, wow, happy birthday America!
— Will Howland (@WHowland1) July 4, 2013
https://twitter.com/beauty_baby64/status/352815899847299073
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE 2013 YEARS OLD TODAY CONGRATS
— Sammy (@gaygiant) July 4, 2013
https://twitter.com/_eugeneho/status/352680499178778625
omfg i cant believe america turned 2013 years old today. this is just so cool 🙂 happy birthday xoxo
— salami man (@kaitholomew) July 4, 2013
Happy Birthday America! You are 2013 years old!
— h. zant (@maniadrone) July 4, 2013
https://twitter.com/vaginarry_/status/352650421426339840
https://twitter.com/miaubiz/status/352726106538909697
Happy Birthday, America. 2013 years old. Wow.
— Ethan Kelly™ (@EthanKelly09) July 4, 2013
Well, at least one person gets it:
Precisely. RT @benjaminfgray: People think America is 2013 years old? Jesus.
— Ben Lamb (@bennyfactor) July 4, 2013
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