Tweets from Axl Rose are a rare thing. What’s the deal? It seems the reclusive Guns N’ Roses frontman just wasn’t inspired until he heard about Marius the unwanted giraffe.
Officials at the Copenhagen Zoo say the healthy young giraffe was shot to death on Sunday in an effort to prevent inbreeding.
Outrage grows over Denmark zoo’s killing of young #giraffe, & public dissection that followed. http://t.co/WPOew7aH2Y pic.twitter.com/LxrjJaJ2nz
— Jim Roberts (@nycjim) February 10, 2014
The carcass was fed to big cats at the zoo. Hot Air has more, as does Axl. Ladies and gentlemen, the comedy stylings of Axl Rose:
Just enjoying the lion's share of some tasty baby Giraffica sliders! Mmmmm! What'll them crazy Danes think of next!
— Axl Rose (@axlrose) February 10, 2014
But seriously, let me get this straight… The Danes killed a 2yr old baby giraffe, chopped it up n' fed him (cont) http://t.co/rYoVVMTV5t
— Axl Rose (@axlrose) February 11, 2014
Full message via TwitLonger:
But seriously, let me get this straight… The Danes killed a 2yr old baby giraffe, chopped it up n’ fed him to the lions (allegedly in front of kids) to avoid inbreeding rather than find a place for it. Maybe this is a big problem over there I don’t know but I’m not getting how this deters siblings n’ various other assorted Danish family members from fuckin’ each other?! J/k :)☺
Lemme get a Giraffica, a homemade cherry Danish, some o' them pre-fried Pepper's… Oh! n' a liter of cola!
— Axl Rose (@axlrose) February 11, 2014
From now on, this will be known as …
"The giraffe incident" – By @axlrose
— Alpachiris (@Alpachiris) February 11, 2014
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