Oh dear. Piers Morgan and Charlie Sheen should team up for what? This, apparently:
Mr. President
ENOUGH!!!
Stop wining and dining
Hollywood
long enough to
STOP the random
thrill kill
… http://t.co/gph9OQdlCp— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) January 22, 2014
140 characters is never quite enough for Hollyweirdo Charlie Sheen. Here’s his complete poem to Obama via TwitLonger:
Mr. President
ENOUGH!!!
Stop wining and dining
Hollywood
long enough to
STOP the random
thrill kill
SCHOOL SHOOTINGS!!I’m launching an
emergency campaign
for a Fed funded
mandate to
place
‘armed protection’
in and around
EVERY campus
EVERY pre school
EVERY High school
EVERY ‘anywhere’
our children are seeking
an education yet
sadly remain
unprotected from this
unconscionable and
devastating insanity!Put all of your returning
soldiers to work!!
they ALREADY
have a skill set
in place that this job
requires!Obama Care????
Obviously
YOU DO NOT!I’ll see you on
Cap Hill.c sheen
#BloodOnYourHands
So, there you have it.
Charlie Sheen’s “tiger blood” has to be at least 190-proof at this point. The guy needs help. Yesterday.
Charlie sheen
You write poetry
On twitter
But suck at it
You really do
Stop bitching
Stop writing
Do cocaine instead@charliesheen— kyle lacek (@lacekeyesurgery) January 22, 2014
Charlie Sheen's tweets are still awful poetry. Hasn't he come down from the coke yet?
— ACAB Loubang ??️ (@ThisIsLouella) January 22, 2014
Perhaps our favorite exit question ever:
So … Did @charliesheen ever win? And win what? Kept talking about winning but no one said what or if he won
— Ricky Bobby (@iR1CKYB0BBY) January 22, 2014
(Hat tip: @daviddlumsden)
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