'TRULY SHOCKING': Meet the new face of Obamacare (Bonus: 'TOP men are in charge now') [Photoshops]

The Marshmallow Man is back!

As the movement to uncover the carefully-guarded identity of Glitch Girl grows, she’s disappeared into the night with nary a trail. Thankfully we have generous Twitter users offering up their Photoshop skills to revamp the pitiful HealthCare.gov website.

Stay Puft vs. “TOP men”? It’s on:

https://twitter.com/LotusTom/status/395166829561118720

RedState’s Caleb Howe kicked off a HealthCare.gov Girl replacement contest yesterday for all your hilarious Photoshop needs. Visit RedState to be part of the “everlasting fame and glory.”

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