Yup, He Went THERE: Brandon Gill NUKE-I-FIES Little Man Abdul El-Sayed for Racist...
Luddite: Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro Fear Mongers Data Centers
TRUTH-BOMB: What Bill Maher Just Said About James Talarico to Dana Bash's FACE...
Never Mind, Mark Cuban Still Sucks (and He Might Run for President ......
Is He FOR REAL?! Laura Ingraham Sums 'Weirdo' Abdul El-Sayed UP in 1...
Socialist Angie Nixon Praises ‘Peaceful’ George Floyd Protests, Says FL Gov. Ron DeSantis...
Question Marx: NYT Reporter Says DSA Members Struggle to Explain How They AREN’T...
Drs. Drew Pinsky and Ben Carson: Is Trump Derangement Syndrome Psyop, Natural, or...
I Suggested Sleep Training and the Internet Lost Its Mind
UK Police Searched Through Six Years of Henry Nowak's Social Media Posts to...
Provocateur Jake Lang Arrested at Anti-Islamification Rally in Minneapolis
Hot Take: No White Nationalist Is Going to Pick Strawberries in 110-Degree Heat
Cato Chair: There Should Be No Federal Agency Tasked With Deporting Immigrants
Randi Weingarten Launches Website to Steer People Away From Shopping at Target
Gossip Girls: CNN’s Kasie Hunt and NYT‘S Maggie Haberman Aren’t ‘Relatively Close’ to...

'Don't quit your day job': David Plouffe took all night to compose epically lousy Cruz poem

Cringe-worthy buffoonery courtesy of former Obama adviser David Plouffe.

More than 14 hours after Sen. Ted Cruz read “Green Eggs and Ham” to his daughters from the Senate floor, Plouffe finally came up with something to tweet. Something hilariously pitiful.

Advertisement

https://twitter.com/BudgetGOP/status/382875645828534272

Yes, really! Like Piers Morgan, Plouffe doesn’t quite get the whole real-time nature of Twitter. Responses, however, came in minutes.

https://twitter.com/JammieWF/status/382880191728472064

Plouffe’s horrendous poetry even lost some of those who agree with his message, like this member of Team Cory Booker:

Advertisement

Since conservatives are such givers, they had some advice for Plouffe:

And a beautiful win to close things out:

Join the conversation as a VIP Member

Recommended

Trending on Twitchy Videos

Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement