Cringe-worthy buffoonery courtesy of former Obama adviser David Plouffe.
More than 14 hours after Sen. Ted Cruz read “Green Eggs and Ham” to his daughters from the Senate floor, Plouffe finally came up with something to tweet. Something hilariously pitiful.
https://twitter.com/BudgetGOP/status/382875645828534272
Really! it took @davidplouffe an entire night to come up with that! @BudgetGOP #MakeDCListen
— James Humphreys ?? (@BPratto) September 25, 2013
Yes, really! Like Piers Morgan, Plouffe doesn’t quite get the whole real-time nature of Twitter. Responses, however, came in minutes.
@davidplouffe Here's my rhyme: Obama lied, my health plan died. http://t.co/KhGa3E02gq #MakeDCListen
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) September 25, 2013
Cruz is restoring pride. We stand by his side. How can Plouffe be so snide? Obama lied. My health plan died. http://t.co/KhGa3E02gq
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) September 25, 2013
https://twitter.com/JammieWF/status/382880191728472064
Plouffe’s horrendous poetry even lost some of those who agree with his message, like this member of Team Cory Booker:
@davidplouffe I think you should stick to organizing. Good message though #notapoet
— Daniel Pereira (@dgpereira) September 25, 2013
Since conservatives are such givers, they had some advice for Plouffe:
@davidplouffe @ron_fournier don't give up your day job
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) September 25, 2013
@davidplouffe Don't quit your day job.
— Breeanne Walters (@breeannewalters) September 25, 2013
Yeah, don't quit your day job. https://t.co/N4gExOgpV3
— David Freddoso (@freddoso) September 25, 2013
And a beautiful win to close things out:
@davidplouffe Your poetry could be much sweeter
If you knew about rhyme, pace and meter.— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) September 25, 2013
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