Awwww. Now that the face-saver in chief has moved his DNC speech to a smaller venue, the Democrats’ dreams of a dramatic balloon drop to close out the convention have been dashed.
Total down twinkles.
Dems are reportedly scrambling to throw together a “suitably celebratory finish” to replace the shower of balloons. Givers that they are, conservatives rushed to offer the Dems some inspiration.
Twitchy founder/CEO Michelle Malkin kicked off the fun.
What's your best guess for #DNC #CelebratoryFinish ? ==> http://t.co/Br7oAhCs
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) September 5, 2012
Giant Vagina Puppets kick line! #DNC #CelebratoryFinish
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) September 5, 2012
Hologram Margaret Sanger #DNC #CelebratoryFinish
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) September 5, 2012
Hee-hee. #CelebratoryFinish is trending. Keep it goin'! cc: @BDayspring #DNC
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) September 5, 2012
The hashtag trended quickly and other conservatives generously offered their services as last minute convention planners.
Two words: The Aristocrats. #CelebratoryFinish
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) September 5, 2012
SEIU Purple People Beater kick line… #DNC #CelebratoryFinish
— Seattle Refugee (@SeattleRefugee) September 5, 2012
Ok, if it's an @DWStweets Dunk Tank, I'll be thrilled – @michellemalkin #DNC #CelebratoryFinish!
— Brad Dayspring (@BDayspring) September 5, 2012
OWS-style up-twinkle extravaganza!!! #dnc #CelebratoryFinish
— Seattle Refugee (@SeattleRefugee) September 5, 2012
@MGraham969 #CelebratoryFinish Elizabeth Warren doing a rain dance
— Warren Merrill (@merrill_warren) September 5, 2012
https://twitter.com/SteveLeer/status/243430910513537024
Waking up to find Patrick Duffy in the shower, and realizing the last 4 years were only a dream. #CelebratoryFinish
— Gray Dee (@Cantinman) September 5, 2012
Oprah takes the stage, “YOU get a Volt! And YOU get a Volt! And YOU get a Volt!” #CelebratoryFinish
— DjWeideman (@DjWeideman) September 5, 2012
Coordinated glitter bombing #CelebratoryFinish
— Against Obama (@against_obama) September 5, 2012
#CelebratoryFinish tickets to see #NickelodeonTV TMNT on ice for all!
— DEPLORABLEMaryLynn (@MaryLynnMc) September 5, 2012
A respected actor having a dialogue with an empty chair representing Mary Jo Kopechne #DNC #CelebratoryFinish
— Kim Jong-unthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) September 5, 2012
https://twitter.com/browolfman/status/243425738966061056
#CelebratoryFinish #Obama reprises his YMCA parody OIHO with new #bigHollywood choreography!
— DEPLORABLEMaryLynn (@MaryLynnMc) September 5, 2012
@michellemalkin #DNC #CelebratoryFinish Public sector employee union synchronized lockstep. Stunning, inspiring.
— Peter Baskind (@peterbaskind) September 5, 2012
@michellemalkin Obama dribbles Bin Laden's head through the audience and slam-dunks it #DNC #CelebratoryFinish
— Michael McNally (@notoserfdom) September 5, 2012
Perhaps a little something for the Sandra Flukes in attendance?
https://twitter.com/brianaleclaire/status/243417318355501056
Millions of birth control pills fall from the rafters. RT @michellemalkin: What's your best guess for #DNC #CelebratoryFinish ?
— Kevin Siekierski (@KevinSiekierski) September 5, 2012
https://twitter.com/flush2012/status/243421642871697408
Perfect:
https://twitter.com/AlfVal/status/243421486503841792
Keep ’em coming, Twitter! The Democrats are counting on you!
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