And the bloggers wept: Roseanne Barr will not be on the Green Party ticket

Jenn Taylor | 1:03 PM on July 11, 2012

Poor Roseanne. Always the bridesmaid.

Green Party candidate Jill Stein has selected activist Cheri Honkala as her running mate. Earlier reports suggested Roseanne was on the shortlist, but alas, it was not meant to be.

But no worries. Roseanne, she’s not bitter at all. Not. At. All.

https://twitter.com/TheRealRoseanne/status/223069313685405696

https://twitter.com/TheRealRoseanne/status/223069524046516225

https://twitter.com/TheRealRoseanne/status/223071290876116992

Ah well. At least Roseanne’s presidential candidacy was fun while it lasted. And even without Roseanne providing a constant stream of blog fodder, there’s no shortage of cuckoo for conservative bloggers to cover.

We are truly fortunate.