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Obama's DREAM decree provides backdoor amnesty to English language abusers

As Byron York explains, the Obama administration’s new illegal immigration policy is awfully creative with definitions.

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“No fault of their own” is now a subjective term that includes sneaking across the border illegally.

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The same goes for the phrase “and know only this country as home.” That’s a highly imaginative riff on the decree’s actual requirement, which is for 5 years “continuous residence.”  It turns out “continuous residence” doesn’t mean what you think it means. “Immigration attorneys have been successful in getting immigration courts to whittle this down to a point where it is almost meaningless,” says CIS’s Jon Feere. As an illegal immigrant you can go back homeabroad for multiple 6-month stintsduring those five years–but, if precedent holds, in Janet Napolitano’s eyes you will still “know only this country as home.”

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Discretion? Continuous residence? No fault of their own? The language seems to be evolving a lot fast than Obama’s same-sex marriage stance.

Candidate Obama once said, “Don’t tell me words don’t matter.” Ahem, President Obama, right back atcha.

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