There’s dumb. And then there’s DUMB.
I'm shocked by the http://t.co/bFtN39vd site. It's unreal what these people believe.
— Sound the Dread Alarm (@_ThisJustin_) June 2, 2012
Welcome to ObamAmerica, where your exposure to stupidity will exceed multiple lifetime quotas with every click.
If you're looking for easy material to mock, try http://t.co/BbSzGQbP #obamamerica
— I came; I saw; I got over Macho Grande (@smitty_one_each) June 2, 2012
Gag! @ctsa: #HurlSpewVomit RT @LDoren RT @keder: This is the dumbest thing on the internet. Not even kidding. –> http://t.co/QyoJn489
— Sandy (@tnacgal) June 2, 2012
Finally, an Obama hagiography that will run smoothly on Netscape Navigator 3 when you use your Prodigy subscription to dial up the Intertubes. This is what happens when the Choom Gang opens an Angelfire account.
The site asks, “There Are Two Americas: Which One Are You?” Hmm, “two Americas” sounds awfully familiar:
@keder Brilliant! Last politician to campaign on "2 Americas" ended up disgraced and almost in jail.
— Razor (@hale_razor) June 2, 2012
Each click brings you to a delusional new slide extolling the virtues of ObamAmerica. A couple of examples:
In “Their America” (BushneyMcHitler’s America) “teachers should be fired.” In ObamAmerica, “teachers should be inspired.”
In “Their America” health insurance is denied and you die. Probably painfully. But in ObamAmerica, health insurance is supplied and you live, because insurance and health care are the same thing.
Clearly, the creators of ObamAmerica are a little truth challenged:
Not a single truth in there. RT @keder: This is the dumbest thing on the internet. Not even kidding. –> http://t.co/fTWZa5rx
— Mental Aikido (@Mental_Aikido) June 2, 2012
https://twitter.com/TheMorningSpew/status/208746028311126016
@JasonBWhitman @keder Who made this? The page here http://t.co/mEN2WsDa is laughable given http://t.co/8Msv03cf
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) June 2, 2012
Hahaha! That looks like something lame @shoq would do. RT @JasonBWhitman: O.M.G http://t.co/c015INnN
— RBe (@RBPundit) June 2, 2012
But really, who are we to judge the stupidity of ObamAmerica? It’s made with 100 percent real Smart TM.
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We’re going to need some of that ObamAmerica health insurance to cure our bellyaches from laughing so hard!
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