So … no selfies with Queen Hillary? That’s an all-caps “NO.”

Hey, Hillary fans, was it worth waiting in line all night outside Barnes & Noble for “NO posed photography,” impersonal Hillary scrawls and no signed memorabilia? “Anything for her safety,” gushed some of the people waiting in line to score a signed copy of “Hard Choices.” They’re probably swooning over the “YOU’RE TRAPPED ON THE 4TH FLOOR UNTIL YOUR BOOK IS SIGNED” rule.

Hillary Clinton: woman of the people.

Don’t miss Caleb Howe’s “exclusive” look at the “second page” of Hillary’s rules, including blue dress etiquette and what to do if Mrs. Clinton starts to “smoke or hiss.”

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