Perhaps children could be so kind as to not inconvenience you by getting abducted?

An Amber Alert was issued for two children allegedly taken at gunpoint in Lancaster City, Pa.

https://twitter.com/Blonde_Strong/status/431760872042950657

Pennsylvania State Police now reportedly have a man in custody and police say 3-year-old Erielys Ahorrio and 4-year-old John Ahorrio are safe.

“Amber Alert” trended on Twitter as people freaked out over the loud, jarring cellphone alert that interrupted people’s sleep this morning.

https://twitter.com/StifflersMom/status/431764359728340992

https://twitter.com/joasanch44/status/431755939390455808

Smart take:

https://twitter.com/JasonAAV/status/431769681515798528

Yes, you can opt out of the alerts if, like this person, you’re a fan of the #findyourownkid hashtag.

https://twitter.com/BrandonDeFeo/status/431767731571294208

http://instagram.com/p/kHXGMDKFfS/

For the children.

Thank you:

https://twitter.com/julianamargfoy/status/431776857068175360

https://twitter.com/Pharaohsara/status/431780166688178176

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