Perhaps children could be so kind as to not inconvenience you by getting abducted?

An Amber Alert was issued for two children allegedly taken at gunpoint in Lancaster City, Pa.

Pennsylvania State Police now reportedly have a man in custody and police say 3-year-old Erielys Ahorrio and 4-year-old John Ahorrio are safe.

“Amber Alert” trended on Twitter as people freaked out over the loud, jarring cellphone alert that interrupted people’s sleep this morning.

Smart take:

Yes, you can opt out of the alerts if, like this person, you’re a fan of the #findyourownkid hashtag.

For the children.

Thank you:


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