“Belly rub”? Not so fast, White House.
We can always count on Twitter to translate White House tweets:
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) January 3, 2014
That right there is a win.
@redsteeze Well done sir. I'm honored to share the interwebs with you.
— W. Garrett Myler (@garrettmyler) January 3, 2014
Well done? Heh. We heard President Tenderizer prefers his dog rare.