It’s close. Why choose one?

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie copping a feel, you say? Oh my:

The timing of that photo is AWKward. Redditors point out that there’s no actual hand-boob contact — it’s more of a “boob hover.” But is it real?

Real or not, it’s spectacular.

Make it happen! And let the captioning begin!

Photoshoppers, activate!