Ladies and gentlemen, that’s former DOJ spokesman Matthew Miller setting the bar as low as possible. Reach for the stars!

Of course, Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius isn’t even meeting the “no embarrassing misstatements, no bad YouTube moments” standard of “success” in her congressional testimony today.

Twitchy founder/CEO Michelle Malkin is live-tweeting the lowlights:

Yes, that really happened.

And then, of course, there was this totally not YouTube-worthy moment just after Miller announced his measurement of success.

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