Heh. Who knew there was gay pasta and straight pasta? And really, who wanted to know?

Double heh.

After hours of outrageous outrage, the chairman of Barilla apologized to everyone “hurt or offended” by his stance on traditional families. But Ronzoni is still hoping to swoop in for a piece of Barilla’s market share.

Finally. Supporters of same-sex marriage no longer have to forgo carbs. There’s now a noodle for “all your non-homophobic pasta needs.”

https://twitter.com/mariatsciarrino/status/383327822636265472

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Of course, Barilla serves up “pasta for all” too. But never mind that. Quick, somebody make another “bigotoni” joke.

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