Hilarious mockery of FLOTUS’ #DrinkH20 campaign is now — you guessed it — raaaaacist!

Here we go…. RT @owillis: Michelle Obama made the sin of telling people to drink more water while also being a black first lady.

— Jay Caruso (@JayCaruso) September 13, 2013

“Why can’t she just be like Laura Bush and tell kids to read? While being white, of course” – shorter cons

— Oliver Willis (@owillis) September 13, 2013

@redsteeze You'll only be happy when the First Lady has to drink water from a separate fountain! @owillis

— Anthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) September 13, 2013

@owillis You are without a shadow of a doubt the stupidest person with a modem.

— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) September 13, 2013

.@owillis A sad holdover from the bad, old days of Jim Crow when black folk weren't allowed to discuss hydration.

— jon gabriel (@exjon) September 13, 2013

@owillis Nobody ever made fun of the White House before January 20, 2009. You're doing fine, tuff stuff.

— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) September 13, 2013

.@owillis It plays into the ugly racist trope that African-Americans, on occasion, drink water. #sickening

— jon gabriel (@exjon) September 13, 2013

The pioneers of the Oregon Trail had neither bottled water nor Obamacare. There wasn't even a Department of Labor. What losers!

— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) September 13, 2013

Marco Rubio is so responsible he couldn't even wait to finish his speech to drink water. 2016 just changed dramatically.

— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) September 13, 2013

Tomorrow's White House advice: "Try not to walk into the walls of your house or fall out of open windows. You're welcome."

— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) September 13, 2013

"Sure, many enjoy water in its liquid form. But did you know you can enjoy it when frozen? And why not consider the possibilities of steam!"

— jon gabriel (@exjon) September 12, 2013

I dream of an America where water flows like… well, you know. #DrinkH2O

— jon gabriel (@exjon) September 12, 2013

.@charlescwcooke Excuse me, but what's "water?" Is it a kind of food or a computer or something?

— jon gabriel (@exjon) September 13, 2013

.@FLOTUS Drink water?! I haven't touched the stuff since I saw that fracking movie. What if we catch fire? #ScienceSaysSo

— jon gabriel (@exjon) September 13, 2013

.@KristinaRibali When I'm thirsty, I just eat ham. Doesn't help, but I'll keep doing it until someone from the government tells me differnt.

— jon gabriel (@exjon) September 13, 2013

Not all of us got to go to some fancy private school where they teach you how to drink water.

— John Ekdahl (@JohnEkdahl) September 13, 2013

I must have been 14 or 15 years old when my parents gave me “the water talk”.

— John Ekdahl (@JohnEkdahl) September 13, 2013

@MichelleObama whoa, whoa… slow down with the water info, I'm trying to take notes #scribblescribble

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 13, 2013

I remember the Old Age – the time Before Obama. Our ruler didn't tell the dessicated masses about Water. It was a dark time. A thirsty time.

— jon gabriel (@exjon) September 13, 2013

Confused, thirsty peasants would stuff their mouths with cotton, stones, even glass, for none had been told of the quenching power of Water.

— jon gabriel (@exjon) September 13, 2013

But wealthy and powerful and aged white men jealously guarded this aqueous secret. Water was diverted to war machines and to Wall Street.

— jon gabriel (@exjon) September 13, 2013

But then a herald heard his people's thirsty cries. The voice of one crying in the wilderness proclaimed: "Let me be clear: Drink water!"

— jon gabriel (@exjon) September 13, 2013

The Herald was Hussein Obama: H2O. His very name the formula to quench a people's thirst for Hydrative Justice.

— jon gabriel (@exjon) September 13, 2013

Just five years on, we take water for granted. We almost expect to find water in every tap, river or stream. But it was not always so.

— jon gabriel (@exjon) September 13, 2013

Our Blessed Mother FLOTUS does not forget so easily. She and her celebrity friends will remind us of our all-to-recent quenchless past.

— jon gabriel (@exjon) September 13, 2013

So drink your water, citizens. But before you do, remember those who once thirsted. And thank your government from which all life flows.

— jon gabriel (@exjon) September 13, 2013

Michelle Malkins grievance website’s only purpose seems to be pointing out to me the dumbest people on the web, who believe all it’s lies.

— Oliver Willis (@owillis) September 13, 2013