Try to contain yourselves. Don’t freak out now. The Obamas are riding their bikes on Martha’s Vineyard!

Everyone OK? No freak-outs? Good.

Now, how’s this for a metaphor?

Leading from behind. Again.

Photos of the family outing indicate Obama left his mom jeans behind for this bike ride.

Oh, and about that Egypt stuff? As the White House demonstrated with photographic evidence yesterday, Obama is on it.

Obama has his helmet and you’d better believe he’s prepared to take action.