Dude. “Can’t make this up” is right.

Can't make this up... #Spitzer 's campaign operatives are based in a building right by the "Museum of Sex" on 5th Avenue. #PIX11News @5 @tamsenfadal

How … appropriate. And apparently collecting signatures for Eliot Spitzer is nice work if you can get it!

Why is this dude smiling?  Because he's making $800 today to collect signatures for #EliotSpitzer.  #PIX11News

Here’s something else you couldn’t make up:

Anthony Weiner’s “artifacts of sexuality” are indeed part of an exhibit at the Museum of Sex.

Stay classy, New York!