Breaking: Should your boating excursion go awry, it’s much easier to find you if you don’t sink. Your government is looking out for you!
But it looks like plugged-in, hard-working Secretary of State John Kerry doesn’t want to be found during his Nantucket vacay. (You know, the vacation the State Department denied.)
https://twitter.com/GOPspeak/status/353135694744518656
AHOY, KERRY SAILS cc @globeglen RT @ZekeJMiller: So the Boston Herald has a photo of Kerry in a kayak from yesterday http://t.co/Ktrx0tiWAV
— Tim Miller (@Timodc) July 5, 2013
No life jacket? Well, when it comes to “sink or swim,” Kayakin’ Kerry never was much for swimming.
Chaos in Egypt is hard. But laser-like focus on the Nantucket Sound? Easy peasy!
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Another tweeter, surely mistaken, hears that John Kerry is celebrating July 4 on Nantucket
Cavalcade of conflicting info: Where in the world was John Kerry as Egypt lurched into chaos?
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