As the world awaits the white smoke signaling the selection of the next pope, an unlikely superstar emerged: an insouciant seagull.
Groan.
Naturally, the seagull quickly spawned accounts dedicated to chronicling his flight to fame. Introducing @SistineSeagull and @PapalSeagull:
Reaction from the @ConclaveChimney:
Update:
The groaners continue:
