The narcissist in chief loves to hear himself speak — preferably with a mirror or other reflective surface nearby. Even gaffe-tastic blunders are OK as long as he can hear the oh-so-dulcet tones of his own voice.

But there are plenty of phrases that aren’t likely to spill from President Obama’s yap in this lifetime. Luckily we have Twitter to catalog the #ThingsYouWillNeverHearObamaSay.

Keep ’em coming, Twitter.