Thanks, Ricky Martin! We were so hoping that yet another know-it-all lib would desperately try to tie Hurricane Sandy to global warming. And the jab at Romney was a nice touch. We can’t wait for “blame Bush” to morph into “blame Romney” after Inauguration Day.

Hey, Ricky, remember when President Obama made a lofty promise to slow the rise of the oceans and heal the earth?

Mitt Romney didn’t mock Obama’s “concern” about rising oceans during his acceptance of the GOP presidential nomination. He rightfully highlighted the president’s messiah complex and unparalleled hubris in believing that his elevation to the Oval Office would alter the very face of the planet.

But, you know, understanding Romney’s words is hard when you’re livin’ la vida Baracka.