Congrats, Sandra! Now instead of being merely a DNC tool, you can now be an overqualified DNC tool. And if you’re really lucky, your employer might relieve you of the untenable burden of paying for birth control.

Just watch out: we hear Dem-infested workplaces can be awfully hostile to women. Oh, and whichever progressive group or campaign you end up working for, be prepared to have them screw you on your salary. Dems talk a good game about equal pay, but they like to shortchange their womenfolk’s paychecks.

Good luck!