The Narcissist in Chief is wearing his Pitchman in Chief sandwich board this morning. His Twitter account sent out a series of tweets touting his fundraising prowess as the reason you should dig deep into your pockets to spread the wealth into his campaign coffers.

The conservative Twittersphere responded with snarky retweets and biting commentary:

https://twitter.com/#!/jimgeraghty/statuses/202723253909848064

https://twitter.com/#!/NathanWurtzel/status/202715769866428416

https://twitter.com/#!/Snarky_Basterd/status/202734842859888640

https://twitter.com/#!/Snarky_Basterd/status/202737176952320000

https://twitter.com/#!/KeithBurgin/status/202737662782742528

https://twitter.com/#!/SamValley/status/202595657586974722

https://twitter.com/#!/BoldFreshJew/status/202724497651023874

https://twitter.com/#!/BarackObamaLies/status/202722467888906240

https://twitter.com/#!/kellybird123/status/202704540435361792

http://twitter.com/time_to_fight/statuses/202748836224057345

Just in case you’d like to add your own retweety goodness, here’s the entire set of fundraising tweets from this morning,

https://twitter.com/#!/BarackObama/status/202700048566468608

https://twitter.com/#!/BarackObama/status/202700578239954945

https://twitter.com/#!/BarackObama/status/202701004410585088

https://twitter.com/#!/BarackObama/status/202701367943512064

https://twitter.com/#!/BarackObama/status/202702389743058944