This has to be a joke. Unfortunately, it doesn’t look that way. Obama will presumably stand for the Oval Office address tonight.

You got us.

Maybe they are out of short teleprompters?

Uh huh.

Never a better visual of that.

This is how the Obama Oval Office speech will most likely go:  ISIS has been contained; mass shootings are the result of a lack of gun control, which is aided by climate change; this speech needs to end so I can get back to the important task of watching Sunday Night Football.


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