Dear Diary: I showed up to sign books and nobody was there :-(

CNN’s Jim Acosta made a “surprise” visit to the Arlington, VA Barnes & Noble to sign copies of his new book, “The Enemy of the People”:

Surprise signing at Arlington, Virginia Barnes & Noble! pic.twitter.com/8UCrbfwsQ4

— Jim Acosta (@Acosta) June 13, 2019

Um. . .

Hillary did better at Costco.

— GayPatriot Is A Jerk (@AmericanHomocon) June 13, 2019

Wow! The crowds!! Did you need security?

— Mindy Robinson ?? (@iheartmindy) June 13, 2019

Huge lines huh jim

— HurtsSZN (@Soonerfan2273) June 13, 2019

Looks like such a lively crowd……

— Chad Alenduff (@chadalenduff) June 13, 2019

Someone go check and see how many of those autographed editions are still available:

I see a lot of unsold books and no lines.

— Beth Baumann (@eb454) June 13, 2019

And check out the guy in the background:

We care probably about as much as this guy. pic.twitter.com/OkR5dGOnpd

— CJ Duckworth (@cjduckworth_usa) June 13, 2019

It’s a real “Dear Diary” moment:

Dear diary,

I'm here by myself, and nobody else showed up.

~Jim~

— Steven Matthews ?? (@SMatthewsTFI) June 13, 2019

Dear Diary,
In these dangerous times, I was able to have a surprise book signing. I even smiled. #jimlovesjim

— Rachel Johns (@rachelajohns) June 13, 2019

And LOL. “SECURITY, AISLE 6!”

I can't help but think there's a customer in the store telling the manager "some guy's over there drawing in a bunch of books."

— Bob Madia (@BobMadia1) June 13, 2019