Meanwhile, in New York City. . .

The New York Post published a handy “how to survive” guide just in case you’re pushed onto the subway tracks during your daily commute:

Step one: Don’t electrocute yourself:

First tip, avoid the third rail at all costs. Licking batteries as a kid might’ve been fun, but no one wants to feel the rush of 600 volts of electricity.

Good job, Mayor de Blasio:

And it’s not even satire:

It’s really sad that this had to be even written:

And No. 1 on the list should be to move out of New York City:

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