The Tokyo Olympics opening ceremony kicks off tomorrow, but it’s already shaping up to be the dumbest Olympics in history.

And here are the top 10 dumbest things we’ve seen, so far that is. . .

No. 10. No fans:

No. 9. No athletes who test positive for COVID-19 despite having no symptoms:

No. 8. They’re fining the Norwegian women’s beach handball team for wearing shorts and not bikini bottoms:

No. 7. A deaf-blind swimmer couldn’t bring a personal assistant:

No. 6. Nursing moms can’t bring their kids:

No. 5. The anti-COVID measures won’t work anyway:

No. 4. They fired the guy directing the opening ceremony over a joke he told in 1998:

No. 3. They’re giving out condoms to the athletes, but they want them to keep them as souvenirs:

No. 2. The fake news about the anti-sex beds:

No. 1. A f*cking bear:

Now, let the games begin!

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