With schools set to open on Monday, NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio changed things up, delaying in-person education — AGAIN — and instead going with a phased-in plan:

“This is just astonishing”:

He is so bad at being mayor:

Is anyone happy?

What about parents who have already changed their jobs?

So, maybe middle school and high schools will open October 1:

Some grades in one district will be open for in-person on September 21. Then more on September 29:

Or, until Mayor de Blasio changes his mind again: