Former President Barack Obama took to twitter and announced he’s finished his memoir, which is something we’re sure you’ve just been waiting for:

But what he didn’t say is that his memoir will be split into two volumes, the first hitting shelves on November 17:

Volume 1 is 768 pages:

Mr. “let me be clear” can’t be clear in one volume?

How much will he reveal? LOL. Buy Volume 2, suckers, and find out:

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